If you are still avoiding buying your loved one a Valentine’s gift even after I gave you a list of all things black, maybe you aren’t in love? But if you are, you may just be screwed and there is only one way to save the day. Make the most romantic move ever. Give them a key to your house/apartment/loft not your heart (this is much more intimate). Or to your gym locker if you’re an asshole. Just make sure put it on one of these key chains. That is all. Available from Drake General Store.
