Fuck that was a long title, so let’s keep this quick and dirty. You have left your shopping to the last minute so you have no time, no time to read in fact, so just look at the pictures, click and buy.
1. For the man who has everything – I bet he doesn’t have floral underwear. Bangers& Mash $32.
2. Over sized Scarves are a must. But many men complain that the scarves in the men’s department are too short. Here is the trick, you shop the women’s section. A black scarf is a black scarf – trust me, he won’t know. Dylanium Knits $249 for 72 inches of warmth.
3. The man who has everything does not own wooden sunglasses but he should. I have told you about these sunglasses already before, buy them for him already and you can borrow them. From Custom Pro Canada and available through Bustle $285
4. A man who has everything usually has a skincare collection that rivals that of an apothecary, but they often don’t bother with body scrubs and they should. Winter is drying on your skin and trust me, you will wanted to cuddle him more after he is freshly scrubbed. LoveFresh $30. Stick with the citrus scents for the ‘manly’ option.
5. I warned you that this would be quick & dirty. Tenga X Keith Haring Deep Throat -no further explanation needed. A man who has everything probably doesn’t have this and he will thank you for it. Over and over. Drake General Store. $15
