Your Summer Swimwear Primer

For some reason when summer hits, most men seem to lose all sense of style. Out come the bad flip flops (and unkempt toenails), tank top they have saved from their college days, and the board shorts. Now I am all for people making their own choices for their personal style – but I must stress choices! This isn’t about just wearing the default you found in your closet or on the sale rack. Do you really think you look great in those baggy long board shorts? Have you even thought about it? Or are you just worried that wearing shorter shorts might make people think your gay? Well if that’s the case, you have more issues than we can cover here in a swimwear article….but back to the shorts. No matter the man, all men look better in a pair of shorts that come above the knee and are slightly fitted. So here is your primer for swim shorts for summer 2018.

  • Look for a pair with a 5.5″ inseam or so – they should definitely come above the knee for shorter men and hit mid thigh on even the tallest. Show off those muscular legs boys.
  • Pick a pair with a great print (and pair it with a neutral top for off the beach)
  • Elastic waistbands are more comfortable and flattering if you have a few extra pounds.
  • Don’t be scared to wear your printed swim shorts with a shirt out. It’s a great way to update your look.
  • Styling Tip: If you like your shorts even short, get them hemmed. Or roll the waist band over once.

Still not sure? Head over to Bather, you can’t go wrong with any of their swim shorts. Here are a few of our favourites.

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Christian has been a cultural and style junkie since the age of 6; while most kids were swiping cookies, he was swiping his grandfathers' Patek Philippe. Raised to appreciate art, fashion,design and  literature (yeah, this one actually reads) by a single mother fondly called Jackie-O. Christian quickly went from childhood cultural capital thief to academia protégé. Referred to as the cat's meow by some, too clever by half by others, Christian eschewed the academic life and ran away to join the circus -the fashion circus. Several well-appointed positions later and a career on the rise would be most people's dream but it was time to say fuck off and start all over again.

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